Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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