Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
if only i could text you this smell
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
