i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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