Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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