it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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