I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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