I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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