Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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