ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Randomize
