They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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