when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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