I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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