He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
