He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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