is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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