Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
