Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
be right there i have to get my cape
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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