you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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