the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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