So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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