His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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