the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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