I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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