My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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