i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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