you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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