I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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