Its about making memories worth repressing
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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