what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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