Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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