I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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