Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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