just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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