his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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