....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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