If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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