okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
NoShamevember. You game?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
