Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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