Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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