I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The struggles of a small town man whore
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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