The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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