The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
