Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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