Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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