Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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