Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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