Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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