I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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