She went from zero to smokin in five shots
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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