My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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