I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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