Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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