Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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