In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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